When it comes to the letter J, all of the words that come to mind are words that I’ve always found incredibly non-erotic: jism: nope, I much prefer “cum“, and the slang term “jizz” is even worse. “Ejaculate” is just too medical. Other euphemisms (“Sexy Man Sauce“) are good for a laugh, but not much[…]
For a while I carried one rather unusual implement in my toy bag: a bowling pin. It was mainly for psychological value – partners would expect things like whips and paddles and such, and when I would pull out the bowling pin their eyes would get big, and usually they’d ask some variation of “What[…]
Rhymes with “MILF”, and it’s my current full-time occupation and aspiration: GRANDPA YOU’D LIKE TO FUCK How’m I doin’?
While this might have seemed like a no-brainer, I’m not going to sit here and give people advice on how to perform fellatio, as some of my esteemed colleagues have done. One in particular is a het male who somehow manages to teach women-only workshops on how to give better blowjobs. That blows my mind,[…]
If there’s one area that “vanilla” folks have an advantage over “kinky”, it’s in the area of the Ex. I believe it has to do with categories. In the vanilla world, you’re either a sexual partner or you’re not. You’re dating, or you’re not. Yes, you may have to deal with seeing your ex out[…]
What, did you think I was going to say “dominant”? I hate being predictable. Actually, it was originally going to be that word. Having mentioned “control freak” yesterday I felt it necessary to express the other side of that coin: A dominant person chooses to control what they want when they want because they enjoy it.[…]
Control. It comes in many forms, and is a fantasy craved by both sides of the power dynamic (before you switches get into a huff, I’m not leaving you out; you just crave both sides of the fantasy, greedy bastards that you are). Sometimes the craving becomes a compulsion – such as the “control freak”,[…]
This post is part of the April 2013 A-to-Z Challenge is for baculine. I had a lot of great suggestions for what to blog about for B. Booty. Bondage. Breast. Boobies. Blowjob. Even Bacon was, by nature, tempting. But then someone suggested “baculine.” And that got my attention, because I didn’t actually know what the fuck baculine meant. And[…]
This blog is part of the A to Z Challenge is for aesthetic. I get very tired of the arguments I hear from people who declare that rope is only about sex, or that they only do rope for “aesthetic” purposes. The problem is not that I disagree with either; it is that I agree[…]